From Emazing.Com's Fun And Games Newsletter
In a rural pub one day, a farmer was bragging about this amazing pig he had. "That animal saved my life twice," he proclaimed. "Once I fell in the river and he jumped right in, dragging me back to the bank. The other time my house caught on fire and he ran in and raised such a ruckus to get our attention that we all got out alive!" He passed around a picture of the heroic pig.
A fellow farmer noticed that the pig was missing a leg. "Did he lose that leg in the fire?" he asked.
"No," replied the first farmer. "But an animal like that you don't eat all at once!"